Did Kia just low key insult everyone?

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 09/15/2016 at 15:17 • Filed to: None

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“Technology for the Modern Driver”

Pretty much nailed it, IMO.

yamahog > Takuro Spirit 09/15/2016 at 15:20

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Are they still building Souls and using those damn hamster ads?

S65 > yamahog 09/15/2016 at 15:32

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What’s wrong with the hamster?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Takuro Spirit 09/15/2016 at 15:36

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So instead of trying to eliminate distracted driving we’re just going to let it happen and design our cars to compensate for it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > S65 09/15/2016 at 15:36

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It’s creepy and annoying and exactly the wrong kind of “edgy and hip”.

BritishLeyland > Takuro Spirit 09/15/2016 at 15:47

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“Are you a terrible driver? Then buy our car!”

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2016 at 16:03

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Always aiming for the lowest common denominator is easier though.

nermal > S65 09/15/2016 at 16:16

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Everything.

qbeezy > Takuro Spirit 09/15/2016 at 16:23

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Pretty much! Distracted, average, untalented, incapable of multitasking. So majority of the country!

crowmolly > qbeezy 09/15/2016 at 16:27

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Nobody is capable of the common definition of “multitasking”. Brain doesn’t work that way.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > yamahog 09/15/2016 at 16:56

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yes, even building a soul EV that almost hits 90 miles.

Too bad it’ll be crushed by the bolt

Urambo Tauro > Takuro Spirit 09/15/2016 at 17:04

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Not insulting enough towards THAT kind of driving.

qbeezy > crowmolly 09/15/2016 at 23:06

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Well she couldn’t sing and drive. So in my books, so incapable of multitasking.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Takuro Spirit 09/16/2016 at 04:43

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Texting/Pokemon Go-ing while driving would have been more accurate, but they couldn’t show Illegal activities I guess.
I was never too distracted while singing in my car, then again, I’m not daydreaming that I’m on stage on some casting show.

Reminds me of the SW20 regular car review:

This is from the era where it’s just accepted that some cars simply just wouldn’t be safe. It wasn’t up to the manufacturer to make cars safe to accommodate your lousy driving habits in the 90's, it was up to you to be a more vigilant responsible driver.

We need more cars like that and train tickets for those who are too dumb to drive. Driving should be a privilege to those who can do it, not a right.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Takuro Spirit 09/16/2016 at 09:04

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Meh, everyone is doing that now though.

Takuro Spirit > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 09/16/2016 at 12:31

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Even Trump.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Takuro Spirit 09/16/2016 at 13:09

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He’s unfortunately applying it to everyone - driver or otherwise.

NJAnon > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 09/17/2016 at 19:04

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Even himself.